a.k.a. Pheiffo

Laura sings any part necessary, no matter how painful. Her most noteworthy solo, “Down In the River To Pray”, showcases her beautifully pure tone. Her performance has been known to inspire emotions previously unknown to the audience. When Ursus is having too much fun, Laura becomes necessarily frightening. She spent an entire concert limping in heels because of a nasty frisbee injury. And she looked hot despite her completely purple ankle. Because of this, Laura is arguably the toughest member of Ursus.